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The Sopranos Last Episode “Made in America”: Don’t Stop Believing!

Straight up. The best final episode of any TV series I’ve seen. It starts out as literal as possible, and ends as figurative as possible. And this is the same way we grew to know Tony — first as just a mean gangster, and over time as a very full and complex person. In rapid unedited succession, the things I loved:

1. “Woke up this morning. Got myself a gun.” Open scene: Tony wakes up; got himself a gun!
2. Godfather reference #1; Quote from The Godfather: Sonny, “No, no, no! No more! Not this time, consiglieri. No more meetings, no more discussions, no more Sollozzo tricks. You give ‘em one message: I want Sollozzo. If not, it’s all-out war: we go to the mattresses.” Tony wakes up having literally, the night before, gone to (sleep on) the (empty) mattress(es). Ok, I may be stretching this one here.
3. Funny, funny funny! The whole bit with the cat and Paulie was hilarious. And more classic Paulie: He sits down at Bobby’s funeral and undoes the top of his pants. Phil’s whacking (the gruesome aftermath). The FBI agent cheering when finding out that Phil was gone. This was the sort of stuff that made the show so great in the early days.
4. Godfather reference #2. Vito Corleone celebrated Michael’s war-herodom. Tony and Carmella did everything they could to talk AJ out of going to war. They were much happier with him producing a scummy mystery movie.
5. AJ as stasis. AJ seemed to have been transformed over the last few episodes into a politically aware person who might rise above the lowlife status of his dad and friends. Nope. After his car burned up and he decided to take the film job instead of joining the army, he proved to just be a rich bratty kid with a BMW dating an underage high schooler.
6. Phil’s whacking. His head had gotten too big. So it got flattened down to size. And two episodes previously he had ordered his guys to “decapitate” New Jersey. What goes around…
7. Back to the beginning. To Junior: “F*ck the birds! You and Johnny ran North Jersey!” (has to be taken in reference to Tony’s issue with the ducks from the Episode 1). Also, when meeting with AJ’s psychologist, he goes through the history of his mother with her — which was an almost instant replay to his first meeting with Dr Melfi in Episode 1.
8. Twilight Zone reference. My brother-in-law pointed this out. But when Tony’s watching an old black-and-white sci fi episode of The Twilight Zone or something in the hideout, it looks like Junior is the star. When he talks to Junior, Junior tells him that “martians stole his money”.
9. The underlying theme of lost glory. The Godfather (above-mentioned) references represent a much grander version of the mob lifestyle than what the Sopranos live.
10. Lost Italian heritage. Phil’s guy is talking with him on the phone in Little Italy. When he hangs up, he’s in Chinatown and looks really lost. All that’s left of the great Little Italy is one little block. And in the final scene, Tony chooses Journey over Tony Bennett on the jukebox (my brother-in-law also pointed these two out to me).
11. Lost power. Tony and Paulie are chatting at a table in front of Satriales. That place used to be packed. But now it’s just the two of them, looking sort of pathetic. Even though Tony’s won the battle with Phil, what does he really have besides a family that makes him miserable and one remaining made guy (Paulie) who has always been a pain. Paulie has always complained about getting passed over…and then he doesn’t even want the job that Tony’s offering him when he’s the only guy who could take it. For eight years we’ve believe that Tony is the modern day Godfather. But in all actuality, Tony’s sort of small potatoes when it comes to terrorism and all of the other horrible stuff going on in the world today.
12. Lost motivation. When Tony tells Junior that he and Johnny “used to run north Jersey”, Junior blankly says “that’s nice.” This is what it’s all come down to…it just doesn’t really matter.
13. Lost hope. Tony realizes that he not been the influence he needs to be with his family. Meadow tells Tony that she wants to be a lawyer because she feels that Italians are not treated fairly. “If I hadn’t seen you taken away by the FBI so many times, I’d probably be a boring suburban doctor.” The look on his face is just plain depressing. Similarly, when finding out Meadow’s college dropout friend was no longer a screwup but instead in med school, Carmella gives a look of sheer disappointment.
14. Religion. Paulie tells Tony that one time he saw the Virgin Mary. Tony tells him “f*ck strippers. We coulda made millions!”. That’s his spirituality.
15. Onion rings. The fried, greasy, imperfect, but wonderfully tasty ring. The imperfect circle goes on.
16. The suspenseful last 5 minutes. I can’t remember feeling so nervous at the end of a show when everything apparently is supposed to be great. The bad guy is gone; the family is there; the happy music is on. But nope! Wow! And to think that creepy feeling is what Tony lives with every minute of every day. Remember a few episodes ago when he decided he couldn’t even go out and get his newspaper in the morning anymore because he didn’t feel safe? Terrible!
17. Godfather reference #3. The guy going to the bathroom at the end. Michael Corleone’s first hit occured in a greasy Italian restaurant. He went into the bathroom to get the gun and came out shooting. At the end of the episode last night, the random guy kept staring at Tony and then slowly walked into the bathroom right before everything went black.
18. The unknown. Did the guy who went into the bathroom get Tony? We’ll never know. But the real question is, does it matter? Even if he lived, it seems he was going to be indicted in a Grand Jury due to testimony of one of his own guys (Carlo) against him, or he would get to live out his time in an unhappy marriage with guys that he doesn’t really like or trust. Regardless, cut to black. No music. Just reality.

Here are the things that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. Please speculate away in the comments!
1. Meadow. She knew something was going on. Did her boyfriend give her some inside info on the pending Grand Jury case against Tony? Why was she so nervous when parking the car? Carmela seemed to know that something was up, too; she looked strange when telling Tony that Meadow was going to be late to dinner because she was “at the doctor”.
2. The FBI. Was the female agent who was sleeping with the main FBI guy somehow involved with Carlo’s plans to testify against Tony? My brother in law seems he thinks he remembers Carlo’s son getting busted for drugs earlier this year. If so, is that what caused Carlo to flip?
3. The cat and Paulie. I can’t figure this one out. The cat loved Christopher. Is this another Godfather reference? Christopher was obviously the true “Michael Corleone” to Tony (as AJ was just a screw up), but Tony killed him anyway. So is this cat’s love of Christopher some reference to Marlon Brando’s cat in The Godfather? And why did Paulie hate it so much? Is it something to do with Paulie getting passed over by Christopher in the ranks? After all, Paulie was the only guy in the family who was of Junior and Johnny’s generation. And he was originally Christopher’s mentor. (Another take, I’ve recently seen some comments in another post suggesting that the cat is Adriana).

One last time, wow! Some day, some time in my life, I’m going to have to make a real effort to watch all of the episodes again in succession over the course of a few months. I honestly believe that drama doesn’t come any better. Original, referential; serious, funny; metaphorical, popular; timeless, contemporary. Thanks David Chase, James Gandolfini, HBO and everyone else involved in The Sopranos. It’s been amazing.

Best MySpace Layouts That Don’t Look Like MySpace At All

Best MySpace Layouts That Don’t Look Like MySpace At All

Mashable provides a sweet catalogue of nicely designed MySpace pages. I will absolutely go through and install one of these themes onto my (joke of a) page here very soon!

Last.fm – the Blog: Last.fm Acquired By CBS

Last.fm – the Blog: Last.fm Acquired By CBS

One of my absolute favorite services in the "web 2.0" world gets their payday today. Congrats to last.fm. Your service amazes me every day. Well deserved! My profile here: http://www.last.fm/user/notrivers/

Planning a trip to Europe | overstated

Planning a trip to Europe | overstated

My coworker Cameron gives a really great overview on how to plan a cost-effective and interesting trip to Europe. It’s a must read for anyone in trip planning mode.

“Powered by 100% Vegetable Oil” thanks to Lovecraft Biofuels

As I mentioned a bit over a month ago, I recently bought a 1985 diesel Mercedes with the plan to convert it to run on vegetable oil.

Today, I made the final leap and took my new pet down the block to Lovecraft Biofuels. About 3 hours and $737 later, she was fully converted. They officially hacked my car! Here’s a peek under the hood:
Lovecraft biofuels filter

After a quick trip to Smart & Final (Costco was closed for Memorial Day), I was in possession of seven 35 lb containers of corn oil. I couldn’t contain my excitement and filled up right at Smart & Final. I received a few strange looks in the parking lot as I screwed a bottomless gatorade bottle into the fuel tank, lifted up a giant vat of oil, and started pouring. I had let the gas get down to about 1/8 of a tank just so that I could start smelling that sweet, popcorn-y smell of a vegetable oil powered car as soon as possible, so I was able to put in two full 35 pound containers with room to spare.

I loaded the unused oil containers into the trunk and hit the road, noticing nothing different at all in terms of my car’s performance but feeling much better about my personal effect on the environment.

I’ll keep you posted as I get more used to the new routine of filling up and maintaining my new car. In the meantime, here are a few pictures of her with her Lovecraft stickers on (which they give to you after your conversion).
Powered by 100% Vegetable Oil sticker

Lovecraft Biofuels sticker

My 1985 Mercedes 300D

Consequently, my 2003 Mazda is now for sale. Leave a comment below or send an email to me at jcodysimms [swirly at symbol] yahoo [period] com if you are interested…

UPDATE: Lovecraft has added me and my car to their “Conversion Gallery“.

Facebook’s F8: It’s all in the execution

Just like every other person in the online media world, I’ve been pretty excited by Facebook’s announcement yesterday of their F8 development platform (great coverage of many of the apps by Mashable).

But I’ve spent the last hour this morning testing out some apps. And so far I’m oh-for-five. Hopefully it is just a post launch glitch in the Facebook API somewhere?

Here are my experiences so far, in chronological order of my disappointment. Note that these reviews represent my experiences with the third-party service within the Facebook interface. The apps are surely working just fine on their own standalone websites, to which I’ve linked:

  • iLike: “We’re taking a short time-out for maintenance”
  • Flixster: “No search results for ‘Wonderboys’”
  • MOG: My Last Songs Played: “The following disk images failed to mount: MOG-O-MATIC.dmg. Reason: corrupt image”
  • Causes: Project-Agape: “We apologize, but there was an error processing your credit card. Please make sure that all the information is correct and try again.” (Message received upon trying to donate $10 to Teach For America. I tried two different credit cards.)
  • Twitter: (Entered a status update through the Facebook interface but it did not appear on my Twitter profile or go out to my Twitter friends via SMS as far as I know).

MOG application failure

Come on Facebook; I really love the openness of your strategy. But it doesn’t do much good if that actual apps that developers submit don’t work properly. Maybe you are just having a bad morning due to all of the traffic and attention, and it is affecting all of these apps. I’ll try to give you (and each of the above application developers) the benefit of the doubt for now, because I really want this openness thing to catch on!

The Local (2008)

The Local (2008)

The latest film from my friend Dan is up on IMDB. Looks like it will be 2008 before it’s done. And to think, if I was still in NYC I could have helped him with really important things like holding the boom or getting donuts. :) Congrats Dan!

Buzznet Lands $6 Million

Buzznet Lands $6 Million

Congrats to Anthony and the rest of the Buzznet team. You guys have built a really great site and service, and you’ve done it the right way — because you are passionate about it. I love seeing LA get some significant Silicon Valley VC love.

Facebook Opens Its Pages…

Facebook Opens Its Pages…

"Mr. Zuckerberg said, ‘I don’t know that we have a motto yet. Maybe it’s, "Make the world more open." ‘ "
Very nice!

UTube.com Makes $1000/day?

UTube.com Makes $1000/day?

This random industrial equipment manufacturer in Ohio is handed a gift from the gods in terms of an online advertising opportunity…and they are suing over it? Even after realizing that there’s real revenue to be made here? I don’t get it.